Monday, June 9, 2008

Best Scene In Cinema Hisory

INT. RUSSIAN HOTEL - DAY

GRIGORI MUSCOVIC, a swarthy Russian Mobster (Udo Kier), stares through his foreign gimlet eyes at BUSHNELL (DiCaprio).

MUSCOVIC
Misterra Bushnell, we demand rights
for your Tetris game.

BUSHNELL
Just a second.

IVAN KARNOV, a portly little fellow in a furry hat (Viggo Mortensen), brings BUSHNELL a phone on one of those silver platters they put phones on in the Seventies, right?

KARNOV
Atelephone forra you, Misterra Bushnell.

INT. ARCADE - DAY

TERRY NASCAR, a sweaty, long-haired arcade proprietor (Philip Seymour Hoffman), holds the phone feverishly to his cauliflower ear.

NASCAR
Nolan?? Nolan, is that you, man?? Listen,
we need answers now! HOW DO WE
REPLACE THE BUCKET FULL OF QUARTERS??